一，你晃晃脑袋，听听有没有大海的声音
Shake your head and to the sound of the sea
二，我只是想骂人，不想骂你
God all over the but he gave you an .
三，上帝把智慧洒满人间，唯独给你撑了把伞
God all over the but he gave you an .
四，我的眼里只有你，你的大脸让我看不到别人。
I only have you in my eyes, and your big face makes me to see .
五，一直觉得你有种属于大自然的灵气，今晚终于为你偷到一把动物园的钥匙，你快进去吧
I have that you have a kind of aura that to . I stole a key to the zoo for you . Go in
六，脖子挺可爱就是装了个猪脑袋
It"s a neck with a pig"s head
七，不要低头，怕你脑子的水会洒出来
Are you that will not see your brain
八，你是生怕别人看不见你核桃仁大的脑子吗
Are you that will not see your brain
九，好喜欢你，想和你一起坐过山车，在最高的位置解开你的安全带
I like you very much and want to ride a with you and your seat belt at the .
十，你复杂的五官也掩饰不了你朴素的智商
Your can"t hide your IQ
十一，世界上这么多灰 我怎么知道哪一撮是你
There are so many ashes in the how can I know which one is you
十二，哦！上帝啊！看看这个丑陋的土拨鼠吧！我真想用我的靴子踢爆他的屁股！
Oh! Jesus ! Look at this ugly ! I want to kick his ass with my boots!
十三，你长得真好看 我可以揍你吗
You"re so good-. Can I hit you
十四，脑袋空不要紧，关键是不要进水
It doesn"t if your head is the key is not to enter the water十
五，我的天呐你一定是吃了放在肮脏的桌子上的发霉的绿色面包,才会眨着美丽的大眼睛说出长沙臭豆腐一样臭的话
My God, you must have eaten the moldy green bread on the dirty and then you will blink your big eyes and say as as tofu!
十六，你要好好做自己。反正别的你也做不好
You have to be . You can"t do else well
十七，当你觉得自己又丑又穷一无是处时，别绝望，至少你的判断是真的
When you feel ugly, poor and don"t at least your is true
十八，我只想摸摸你的脸，结果弄了一手灰
I just to touch your face, but I got gray.
十九，肺活量检测员：你好大的口气啊
Vital : What a big tone you have
二十，祝所有口吐芬芳的阿杠、阿喷、阿键、阿黑们在这一年
I wish all the Apen, Ajian and Ahei in this year
二十一，吃不完的隔夜饭An mea